This little guy needs some vitamins

I've been meaning to restart this blog for a few months now, but the truth is I have too much going on in life to sit and write in a diary every day. I will do My best to do some regular entries, only because I come online anyways to siphon money from the wallets of various men who contact Me for one reason or another. I've heard almost everything, between the phone calls and the emails. There are guys who call and whine about their ex's.. guys who call and say "Just set the phone down and let my money go into your account", guys who have wives or girlfriends who screw others but not them... and then there are the shrimp dicks.

At the moment I have to say that Jon is My favorite mini-man. He was the inspiration for My Fruit Loop Fucker listing. The first time he contacted Me was about 10 months ago and he told Me how small his little gherkins pickle is. It wasnt until recently that he sent Me some pictures of himself. I want to share them here and get everyones opinion. Can you believe it's the size of a cigarette lighter???? The first time I saw one this small I laughed so hard I got hiccups.



Jon honey you need to put that thing away! Any girl in her right mind is going to be thinking of ways to get out of the situation the moment she sees it. Seriously, it's the size of a tampon, and all the ladies know you can't even feel a tampon in there. Sometimes you forget you have one in. So what kind of pleasure do you think a girl could get out of a vienna sausage sized tool? Jon has even been kneed in the nuts before, but he said he kinda liked it.. probably because thats as close as a girl is willing to get to his mini-member!

I keep playing that song in My head when he calls..
Don't want no short dick man...
Don't want no short dick man...
What in the fuck is that little thing?
That has got to be
the smallest dick I have ever seen
in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here!!

Well he may not know what a pleasured woman sounds like EVER, but he's a good boy when it comes to spoiling Me. Check out his phone call to Me early this morning, after he spent the night failing to get pussy again!



While we were on the phone he bought 3 items from my wishlist. It's starting to feel like Christmas!



Hey if you're in LA and you see this guy, make sure you point and laugh and ask him if he has a light!