Love them Blacklights baby!

Hey droolers, here's a picture of Me in My favorite money making costume. I had to drop the lights so I could get that glowy blacklight effect to show up. The very first song I danced to in this I made $70. Just one song. Like 5 minutes. Ha! You guys are so easy.

I'll be around today for a while. If you come on too late tonight and miss Me, make sure you hit a tribute button. Let Me know you came looking and were thinking of Me.

Cat Fights and other Garbage

Ok, so I'm taking some time off from dancing. I've about had it with men who think they can have My time for free, and sick of girls being so catty. So I won't be going back in for 2 weeks, and you guys have Me all to yourselves. Lucky you. There's a button on the right so you can call Me, and there are plenty of tribute buttons to choose from. Don't forget the wishlist either.

I won't get into details, but in the dressing room there is just too much bickering. We fight over guys and their wallets like you wouldn't believe. One of the girls on Saturday night felt she was owed some money from another girl, so she helped herself to the girls purse when she was in the pisser. Girl comes out, finds the money missing, demands it back, fight breaks out. I'm not talking bad argument, I'm talking nail scratching, hair pulling, nose breaking, implant popping fight. I'm just trying to change and tape (yes we tape our bottoms into place with carpet tape) minding My own business. How I got pulled into it I don't know. Both of them demanding I side with her. I hate them both.. bitches. Then the manager questions Me as to what I witnessed, both before and during the fight. He sucks too. Fuckin moustache hanging over his lips... total ewww. Trying to console Me cause I'm agitated. They use to attract decent girls, but seems lately they will hire anyone.

Mangina man

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Blogger is giving Me a hell of a time

So I finally fought My way through the new Blogger sign in. Not very fun. But I really wanted to access this blog so I could keep all you men updated on what I'm up to, since My life is much more interesting than yours.

I have been very very busy. Niteflirt is not My only means of making money. There are alot of suckers that come into the club and drop wads of dough, thank god. I had Me a new victim for a couple of weeks, but he wasn't gettin the kitty so it went sour. When are you guys gonna figure it out? Girls like Me only string dudes along for the dough, and of course the fun of it. Keeps life interesting. Gives us something to talk about in the dressing room. Like the blood man, or the enema party guy, some of you are just a joke away from being condemd to live in your bedroom wanking to internet porn for the rest of your life.

For any of you that have talked to Me lately, you may have heard Me say that I'm hoping to move. Guess what that means? I'll be available more often on Niteflirt. The more I'm on Niteflirt, the more calls I get. Calls = money + tributes + presents!

So I don't know where I want to move to yet, but I'm bored here. Need to be closer to the city. More places to party there, and a girl like Me doesn't want to drive more than 10 minutes to get home at 4am. I'm sure I'll find a nice party pad somewhere, and you guys will get to see pics of me having fun on your dime.

For the boys who don't read My listings

You have now been blessed with the opportunity to view My cam, but only when I feel like it. I have a new cam listing and will turn it on once in a while just because. I will also adjust the price to whatever I feel like. If I'm really in the mood to empty some pockets I will keep it nice and high. If I just want to have the pleasure of knowing you guys can see Me laughing My ass off at you, I'll keep it low. For those who are familiar with Me, you know I'm not a dollar phone ho. Don't ever expect to see it too low.

So far I've only had a few calls on the cam line just because I keep it off most of the time. The few calls that I've taken have been somewhat interesting because I've gotten to see what some of you look like. Big boobs and tater tot dicks LOL!! I have found Myself laughing a whole lot more once I have something visual.

I snapped a picture of My sexy ass in the Apple Bottom jeans that Jon bought for Me on My Amazon wishlist. To buy more awesome gifts for Me, visit My Amazon Wishlist

Mama loves them money slaves

Yesterday I had 2 new potential money slaves come out of the woodwork. Both of them spent a decent chunk of money on a phone call, about $350 between the two of them... and one sent me a nice $100 tribute after the call. The other will be paying for the pleasure (ech) of jerking himself off at $500 a pop. I told them both I wanted them to send me pictures of themselves so I could print them for the "freak of the week" section at work. The girls love to see some of the crazy pics and emails I bring in.

One of the guys is almost 40 years old and claims to have only had sex once in his life, and that was 8 years ago. Haha! Sounds almost like a popular movie I saw last year. Anyways I thought I would help him out so he could attract women and then possibly have sex. Since girls love pink, I let him know it would be a great idea to possibly buy some pink clothes to wear. Also, chics love rock stars, and rock stars wear lots of dark eye makeup. So I told him to coat some on and wear it out to the club. I think this is a great start and the girls will all be checking him out!!!

For those who want to talk with Me today I will be taking calls until about 5:00 est unless something comes up. After that I'm meeting a gf for dinner and shopping at Macy's. I think I deserve some new stuff for putting up with you guys.

Getting Paid To SLEEP

Once in a while I like to bump my financial dom listing to $20 or $30 a minute and just leave it on before I go to bed for the night. I usually don't get calls at that price but the occasional dude will come along and call for a few minutes (like the moron I posted about last week) so I make a nice chunk just for getting out of bed. What usually happens is I wake up the next morning and see that I've sold a few pic packs or videos and have a couple emails to answer.

Yesterday morning I woke up to find that someone had gone through each and every one of my listings and bought everything, then sent me a $100 Tribute. Yeeeehaaaa! In addition to a few other guys that bought stuff, I had almost $200 extra in my account. Pretty good for being asleep!

Being a girl ROCKS!

It's also a Saturday night, which I'm not usually around for, but earlier tonight one of my friends called from work and said they were having trouble with the heat so I said "fuck it" and stayed home. I let beer can boy know he could come over and I forgot I left myself on alerts. I missed 2 calls while we were screwing, so I came online and checked to see who it was. Jon was waiting for me, so I clicked his little button and we were connected. LOL "little button". Anywho we talked for about half an hour about him getting ready to go out, and no doubt get turned away again. I told him his dick was shorter than his name! Here's another pic of Jon and his itty bitty clitty.

I'm SO glad I'm a GIRL

Here's a little tip for the drunks out there.

Don't get so shitfaced that you end up calling a girl online at $25.39 a minute, and then can't get a single word out because your mouth doesn't work!!!



I could tell he was pissed because I couldn't understand him, but hey, buddy.. who's fault is it? Maybe you could cut back on the booze, hit a few AA meetings?

Anywho, once the deposit hit My account I went out and bought Me a sexy white coat with a faux fur neckline. Being a girl ROCKS!

This little guy needs some vitamins

I've been meaning to restart this blog for a few months now, but the truth is I have too much going on in life to sit and write in a diary every day. I will do My best to do some regular entries, only because I come online anyways to siphon money from the wallets of various men who contact Me for one reason or another. I've heard almost everything, between the phone calls and the emails. There are guys who call and whine about their ex's.. guys who call and say "Just set the phone down and let my money go into your account", guys who have wives or girlfriends who screw others but not them... and then there are the shrimp dicks.

At the moment I have to say that Jon is My favorite mini-man. He was the inspiration for My Fruit Loop Fucker listing. The first time he contacted Me was about 10 months ago and he told Me how small his little gherkins pickle is. It wasnt until recently that he sent Me some pictures of himself. I want to share them here and get everyones opinion. Can you believe it's the size of a cigarette lighter???? The first time I saw one this small I laughed so hard I got hiccups.



Jon honey you need to put that thing away! Any girl in her right mind is going to be thinking of ways to get out of the situation the moment she sees it. Seriously, it's the size of a tampon, and all the ladies know you can't even feel a tampon in there. Sometimes you forget you have one in. So what kind of pleasure do you think a girl could get out of a vienna sausage sized tool? Jon has even been kneed in the nuts before, but he said he kinda liked it.. probably because thats as close as a girl is willing to get to his mini-member!

I keep playing that song in My head when he calls..
Don't want no short dick man...
Don't want no short dick man...
What in the fuck is that little thing?
That has got to be
the smallest dick I have ever seen
in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here!!

Well he may not know what a pleasured woman sounds like EVER, but he's a good boy when it comes to spoiling Me. Check out his phone call to Me early this morning, after he spent the night failing to get pussy again!



While we were on the phone he bought 3 items from my wishlist. It's starting to feel like Christmas!



Hey if you're in LA and you see this guy, make sure you point and laugh and ask him if he has a light!

Is Chris a pathetic fag?

Chris, otherwise known as prissycrissy64 just doesnt realize what a sad tiny dicked little dork he is. Would everyone please tell him? I have told him over and over again, and even made up flyers with his dick picture and his home phone number and put them on windshields in a gay club parking lot. I'm sure he would love comments from others also. This guy (if you can call him that) Is muscular, but under that skirt of his is a little itty bitty tool. He pays to call me all the time and he actually cries on the phone about being a loser! He even has his own phone sex line and has started getting other men off over the phone. What do you think? Please leave comments for him, because he will be coming here and reading them! If we are lucky, maybe he will post something also.