Yesterday I had 2 new potential money slaves come out of the woodwork. Both of them spent a decent chunk of money on a phone call, about $350 between the two of them... and one sent me a nice $100 tribute after the call. The other will be paying for the pleasure (ech) of jerking himself off at $500 a pop. I told them both I wanted them to send me pictures of themselves so I could print them for the "freak of the week" section at work. The girls love to see some of the crazy pics and emails I bring in.
One of the guys is almost 40 years old and claims to have only had sex once in his life, and that was 8 years ago. Haha! Sounds almost like a popular movie I saw last year. Anyways I thought I would help him out so he could attract women and then possibly have sex. Since girls love pink, I let him know it would be a great idea to possibly buy some pink clothes to wear. Also, chics love rock stars, and rock stars wear lots of dark eye makeup. So I told him to coat some on and wear it out to the club. I think this is a great start and the girls will all be checking him out!!!
For those who want to talk with Me today I will be taking calls until about 5:00 est unless something comes up. After that I'm meeting a gf for dinner and shopping at Macy's. I think I deserve some new stuff for putting up with you guys.
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