Don't get so shitfaced that you end up calling a girl online at $25.39 a minute, and then can't get a single word out because your mouth doesn't work!!!

I could tell he was pissed because I couldn't understand him, but hey, buddy.. who's fault is it? Maybe you could cut back on the booze, hit a few AA meetings?
Anywho, once the deposit hit My account I went out and bought Me a sexy white coat with a faux fur neckline. Being a girl ROCKS!

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You go girl!
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